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You have to laugh at the absolute chaos of someone treating a 1-track DJ live set like it's a headline festival slot. It's proper mad seeing the faux-ravers gear up for a spiritual journey only to get a single tune, standing there bewildered like techno tourists who just lost their tent. They put on their vintage sportswear and bucket hats for an experience that's over before they can even order a pint.

The vibe here is a fleeting blip in the matrix, finishing before the strobe lights even have time to warm up. For the heads dissecting this unknown genre DJ venue tracklist, the technicals are hilariously brief. Locked entirely at exactly 171 BPM and hovering solely in the 8B Camelot key, the energy arc doesn't exist so much as it flatlines immediately into a wall of low-end pressure (0.6374).

The crate-digging is literally non-existent, featuring exactly one elusive cut. The journey is an incredibly short walk to the smoking area, kicking off with the opening track "Unknown - Unknown" and immediately finishing with the closing track "Unknown - Unknown". An absolute masterclass in taking the piss, leaving the chin-strokers desperately trying to analyze a set that lasted shorter than the queue for the toilets.